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dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

(via asvprock)

adventuresingay:

when he saves a five day load and gives you a facial

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rincewitch:

crowbara:

escuse me

always reblog
Monday with 766,420 notes / reblog
saltwaterliving:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do
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artlac:

Saw this on facebook
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schoolyards:

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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your mum looks like she’s gonna murder someone

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

Monday with 2,039 notes / reblog
Monday with 76,783 notes / reblog
weallheartonedirection:

"You can believe me"

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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(via strangeparkings)

Monday with 46,001 notes / reblog
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bumb-nez:

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