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rhrealitycheck:

Here’s a novel idea: Let’s teach kids about safe sex before they have sex.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via laugh-addict)

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alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
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tinadayton:

starbombastic:

BARBARA

I love Barbara. <3

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via mouldypears)

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sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

(via homeduuck)

wackyshenanigans:

Before you dismiss your fanfiction idea as stupid, remember that Disney made a Hamlet AU with singing lions and a happy ending and it was one of their most beloved and successful films.

(via notsufferingfrominsanity)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via mysuicideletter)

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makethatkittenpurr:

herclothesfalloff:

purifiedreflection:

takshammy:

imishacas:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i’m not doing you if you’re only gonna last 6 seconds

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

Made my day

Feel the Burn

Looks like she ain’t gonna do it

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boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO
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loveyou-most:

^-^